Halifax Gentlemen's Poker Association 
Player Profile: Eric Miller
Name: Eric Miller Nickname: E
Date of Birth: 10/16/82
(EdNote: Eric is a fucking child!)
Real World Occupation: Art Director
Poker Highlights: $150 win at The Cracker Factory
Style of Play: Helter-Skelter
Best Poker Attribute: My ablility to make up a retarded amount of crazy games.
Worst Poker Attribute: Not paying attention to what is on the table and staying in when I know I should fold.
Favourite Game: Omaha. Since I'm usually too stuborn to know when to fold, Omaha gives me the best chance to hit someting on the turn or river.
Least Favourite Game: Pineapple/Crazy Pineapple. Both leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Hand You Always Play: Usually any hand that is dealt to me.
Little Known Fact: Got kicked out of SMU. Twice.
posted by Neil | 1:57 PM
5 Comments:
Holy shit. I'm no longer The Young One.
How will I define myself now?
Nope, you're the gay one..
See, I expect this from Drake, but not you. YOU'RE the gay one.
...
This is for Ward, not Tiger. Although Tiger is also kind of gay.
You're all gay to me. So maybe that makes me gay ... hrm ... I hate these sexual paradoxes I always end up in.
All of the above comments have nothing to do with the player actually being profiled! Awesome!
(I was going to make a gay comment before everyone else started but thought it was too easy. Don't worry Queenie, I'm not getting soft or anything.)
Also, E got kicked out of SMU! YES!
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